If it isn't enough that we squeeze our more than ample posteriors into skinny jeans...
Baby Gap has "skinny jeans" for your tot. Images of mothers trying to get their squirming babies into these jeans, (risking shooting baby across the room in a plume of baby powder - much like I do- getting myself into these items) come to mind.
I can't think of anything more appropriate for a growing wiggling child than to stuff them like sausages into "medium wash - low rise- boyfriend" jeans (wait!!they have/had boyfriends??). Maybe I should applaud and encourage this trend...then my legs will look long and willowy compared to those little turkey drumsticks waving around in the Maclaren.... HHHMMM What to do about VPL (visible panty line) though?? Whats next???? Baby Gap thong diapers?