Thursday, August 19, 2010


I don't know about you???...but I wish I could shake this feeling... that I've got..bugs just 'a crawlin all over me!!
This whole BedBug scare has me not wanting to go anywhere public!!    What does one do????
Short of never leaving your apt, or letting anything in it, without it going through a flea dip? "Cleanliness is NOT next to Godliness" won't get rid of bedbugs(BB) or get you into HEAVEN
-Don't go anywhere!!!trains -planes-subways-bus's -Zipcars..etc.!!!
-don't sit down on anything!!! EVER
-Sleep standing up, or hanging (hammock - or upside down -if your one of the "lucky girls" dating a nocturnal living dead hottie)
-Be very wary of tourist, and/or foreigners ( If you can, give directions to NJ or LI when they ask where Soho, or Little Italy is).
-Keep the lights on at all time!! BB only feed at night!!-Get a blood transfusion and have your hemoglobins replaced by high fructose corn syrup (your probably 1/2 way there already)

-Spray shellac everybody else!!!!Fido! cat! boyfriend! girlfriend! friends! frienimies - who-ever you may find yourself wanting to punch or hug.
-Give all your clothing and stuff away!!! - please send all items to.....120 Canal st...attn: ME!!!

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