When Moses came down Mt Sinia - he may have been skipping singing "look what I got" when he tripped and fell. No one saw it, and he jumped back up, dusted himself off and walked respectfully, the rest of way down. In his rush to redeem himself, he didnt notice that the tablet had broken. What Moses
left on the mountain was.....commandment 11 -
inseams of shorts should never be shorter than 4 inches (so sayeth the Lord)
commandment 12 -
NEVER - ever - ever, hold up the afore mentioned item with built in suspenders (so sayeth the Lord )....... ''You stupid stupid sinners!!!!
AMEN
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