She sat down beside us, and we all put down our beers and collectively gawked.

Yes it is bread ties attached to a blazer!!!

ISuperlatively cool!!!

Clearly she is better at time management than I will ever be!!

I picture her sitting very erect with glue gun in hand - little piles of bread ties (colors separated into tidy little containers) slowly applying glue and pressing each tab on to the jacket; the whole time humming to herself ; and not making one little mess or mistake….NOT listening to metal/dirty rap-drinking cheap wine from the bottle-smoking-and occasional bumps to keep in the mood while she try'st to make the stupid glue gun not get glue on everything, or burn my -I mean -HER fingers.